spider bite!

spider bite, spider bite, does whatever a spider might. swells my arm, twice it’s size- look out! here comes my spider biiiite!

OMGCOLBY

[Monday:20:07:30] syntaxthetwisted: OMG COLBY!
[Monday:20:07:30] *** “Kathryn-Colby” signed on at Mon Dec 25 20:07:29 2006.
[Monday:20:07:35] syntaxthetwisted: OMGCOLBY
[Monday:20:07:56] Kathryn-Colby: MY TENN!
[Monday:20:08:04] syntaxthetwisted: -pouncetackleravishscuttleaway-

moments after i set the alert to tell me when she got on.

YAY!

&& yes rachel i stole yer scuttle.

EDIT: SHE TORTURES ME:

[Monday:20:07:30] syntaxthetwisted: OMG COLBY!
[Monday:20:07:30] *** “Kathryn-Colby” signed on at Mon Dec 25 20:07:29 2006.
[Monday:20:07:35] syntaxthetwisted: OMGCOLBY
[Monday:20:07:56] Kathryn-Colby: MY TENN!
[Monday:20:08:04] syntaxthetwisted: -pouncetackleravishscuttleaway-
[Monday:20:11:19] *** “Kathryn-Colby” signed off at Mon Dec 25 20:11:19 2006.
[Monday:20:11:44] syntaxthetwisted: well… fine then.
[Monday:20:11:44] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
[Monday:20:11:57] syntaxthetwisted: OMG COLBY!
[Monday:20:11:57] *** “Kathryn-Colby” signed on at Mon Dec 25 20:11:57 2006.
[Monday:20:12:02] syntaxthetwisted: OMGAGAIN
[Monday:20:12:19] *** “Kathryn-Colby” signed off at Mon Dec 25 20:12:19 2006.

EDIT THRICE:

things are well now. see?
[Monday:20:07:30] syntaxthetwisted: OMG COLBY!
[Monday:20:07:30] *** “Kathryn-Colby” signed on at Mon Dec 25 20:07:29 2006.
[Monday:20:07:35] syntaxthetwisted: OMGCOLBY
[Monday:20:07:56] Kathryn-Colby: MY TENN!
[Monday:20:08:04] syntaxthetwisted: -pouncetackleravishscuttleaway-
[Monday:20:11:19] *** “Kathryn-Colby” signed off at Mon Dec 25 20:11:19 2006.
[Monday:20:11:44] syntaxthetwisted: well… fine then.
[Monday:20:11:44] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
[Monday:20:11:57] syntaxthetwisted: OMG COLBY!
[Monday:20:11:57] *** “Kathryn-Colby” signed on at Mon Dec 25 20:11:57 2006.
[Monday:20:12:02] syntaxthetwisted: OMGAGAIN
[Monday:20:12:19] *** “Kathryn-Colby” signed off at Mon Dec 25 20:12:19 2006.
[Monday:20:15:40] syntaxthetwisted: OMG COLBY!
[Monday:20:15:41] *** “Kathryn-Colby” signed on at Mon Dec 25 20:15:40 2006.
[Monday:20:15:59] syntaxthetwisted: OMGAGAINAGAIN.
[Monday:20:16:02] Kathryn-Colby: XDD
[Monday:20:16:08] Kathryn-Colby: got it all worked out now
[Monday:20:16:13] Kathryn-Colby: my aim download was screwy
[Monday:20:16:17] syntaxthetwisted: yayyyy

would-be-lifesaving advice

[Friday:23:31:46] tenn: OH HELL
[Friday:23:31:53] tenn: I THINK THE WATER I JUST SPILLED HIT MY S PROTECTOR
[Friday:23:31:54] tenn: SHIT
[Friday:23:31:55] terry: what
[Friday:23:32:07] terry: unplug everything
[Friday:23:32:16] terry: a-fore it unplugs you

edianity

[Tuesday:00:33:29] tenn: i’m kind of tempted to say “I want to have a millyun of your babies, Ed.”
[Tuesday:00:34:15] live: you should probably meet him in person first
[Tuesday:00:35:03] tenn: xD
[Tuesday:00:35:06] tenn: Yes, most probably.
[Tuesday:00:35:11] tenn: I’m going to read it all
[Tuesday:00:35:37] tenn: and then be all -falls at his feet- “Will you be the totem of my new religion? Like God, except without the whole smite power?”
[Tuesday:00:35:56] live: i think he would be amused by that comment
[Tuesday:00:38:18] tenn: No. What I’m going to do, is I’m going to start taking pictures. When he’s all “What the hell?” I’m going to say, “I’m going to add these to the Shrine. You’re the focus of my new cult. I call it Edianity.” -Pause- “Unless you’d like me to go the Mohammed route? In which case-” -drops to ground, covering eyes- “I’m not fit to look at you!”

from ed, approximately ninetysix (or five) months ago:

I have some homework for the female EdAlsoAintHappy readers, that includes celice’s pieces, allsex pawn, and trang pham. That’s right, I’m calling you guys out. I want you guys to make a REALISTIC list of the perfect guy, and don’t include any of the things I listed up there. I bet you guys can’t. In fact, I gaurantee it.

ideal man for tenn:

1. understands when i say “fuck off,” i mean fuck off. has to be smart enough to know when i say “fuck off” and i actually don’t mean it, and it’s a pathetic cry for attention. that hard-to-get thing.
2. understands that, in general, just because i look happy doesn’t mean i am.
3. understands that, when i look happy, i just might be, and you don’t need to constantly ask what’s wrong?
4. in summary, must be able to understand and complement me. if they do, they probably will snuggle, and run their hands through my hair and whatnot. but if they don’t, and they fit the above criteria, they obviously don’t need to fit this last one.

BLAH. signing off now.