yes, mother! strangely enough, in the SEVENTEEN years of my life before this day, I have learned and employed that strange technique known as daily hygeine!
miracle of miracles!
you needn’t tell me every time I grab something to eat to wash my hands!
and you needn’t call me a liar when I say I have!
dare I say it that it is not necessary to start screaming at me and swearing at me?
no, that would just be foolishness.
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