[Tuesday:00:33:29] tenn: i’m kind of tempted to say “I want to have a millyun of your babies, Ed.”
[Tuesday:00:34:15] live: you should probably meet him in person first
[Tuesday:00:35:03] tenn: xD
[Tuesday:00:35:06] tenn: Yes, most probably.
[Tuesday:00:35:11] tenn: I’m going to read it all
[Tuesday:00:35:37] tenn: and then be all -falls at his feet- “Will you be the totem of my new religion? Like God, except without the whole smite power?”
[Tuesday:00:35:56] live: i think he would be amused by that comment
[Tuesday:00:38:18] tenn: No. What I’m going to do, is I’m going to start taking pictures. When he’s all “What the hell?” I’m going to say, “I’m going to add these to the Shrine. You’re the focus of my new cult. I call it Edianity.” -Pause- “Unless you’d like me to go the Mohammed route? In which case-” -drops to ground, covering eyes- “I’m not fit to look at you!”
from ed, approximately ninetysix (or five) months ago:
I have some homework for the female EdAlsoAintHappy readers, that includes celice’s pieces, allsex pawn, and trang pham. That’s right, I’m calling you guys out. I want you guys to make a REALISTIC list of the perfect guy, and don’t include any of the things I listed up there. I bet you guys can’t. In fact, I gaurantee it.
ideal man for tenn:
1. understands when i say “fuck off,” i mean fuck off. has to be smart enough to know when i say “fuck off” and i actually don’t mean it, and it’s a pathetic cry for attention. that hard-to-get thing.
2. understands that, in general, just because i look happy doesn’t mean i am.
3. understands that, when i look happy, i just might be, and you don’t need to constantly ask what’s wrong?
4. in summary, must be able to understand and complement me. if they do, they probably will snuggle, and run their hands through my hair and whatnot. but if they don’t, and they fit the above criteria, they obviously don’t need to fit this last one.
BLAH. signing off now.
-hugs- nice Who is this ed guy anyway?
^^
mine would be something like
1. loves the music i love, but not to the extremes that i am
2. occasionally makes fun of me, but knows when to let it go
3. can deal with my mood swings
4. knows what kind of mad i am (when i need to rant, when i need comic relief, when i need to be left alone and when i need to talk about it)
5. lets me obsess over my celebrity crushes
6. can tell when i’m joking or not
7. will play music that will cheer me up when i’m sad
8. will not let me win at games, but not get all pissy when i’m beating them
No wonder guys never understand girls!
I just trolled some other girl’s blog tonight (and the night before) because she said something ridiculous like ‘we’re such great friends and I would never want to ruin that with a relationship!’
I told her diamonds weren’t forever: have you ever hit one with a hammer?
Dr. Phil moves to his next issue:
communication!
I know that the English language sucks really bad, but I don’t think it’s so bad yet that we can just stop using it. If I’m reading this right:
You want to say ‘fuck off’ which could mean what it’s supposed to mean or the complete opposite. You want to look happy and have it received as its expected to be…you want to be pestered about it…
The job for a mindreader! I don’t know any mindreaders, male or female, or even outside the human species. Betazoids are only found on Star Trek. Do you know any?
I think the truth wins: isn’t looking happy when you’re not downright dishonest?